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Chrom's kids

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  1. Kjelle-

    "Die fiend!" The blue haired knight yelled, thrusting her spear at Chrom.

    "Whoa there. Friendly fire!" Felix said as both he and Chrom parried the girl's attack.

     "Yeah, no kidding..." Chrom muttered.

     "Huh? Wait a second, do I know you?" Kjelle asked. The two men shrugged.

    "Don't think so." The prince said.

     "I don't have any memory before what happened two years ago. So no clue." Felix added.

    "Hmmm... You remind me of my father. His name was Chrom." Kjelle said. The two stared at her, their mouths hanging open.

    "What?" She asked, frowning.

    "My name is Chrom." The prince said dumbly. Kjelle's eyes widened in slight shock but she gave a small smile as she caught sight of her older sister.

     "Ah, I get it now." She muttered.

    "Uh, would you mind lowering your spear? We've been sent here to help you out. We'll take care of the rabble while you fight you're duel." Chrom said, grabbing the girl's attention again.

    "Huh? Oh right. Thanks. I'll be back in a few minutes." She said and ran off towards the person she was supposed to fight. Felix blinked several times before shaking his head.

    "What's wrong?" Chrom sighed.

    "You are so screwed. She is almost as strong of Sully." Felix said.

    "I should be fine, right? I mean, Sully isn't that strong...." Chrom gave a gulp and glanced over to where his wife was by Cordelia.

    "Dude, she kicked your ass five times! Just in training!"

     

  2. Cynthia

    "Say it."

    "Now's not really the time..." Chrom's voice trailed off as he stared at the girl in front of him while Felix was trying hard not to laugh beside the prince. He, Chrom the leader of the Shepherds and ruler of Ylisse, was being told what to do by an 82 pound, blue pigtailed, Pegasus knight that happened to be glaring at him. He only gave a defeated sigh and hung his head slightly to avoid having his red face being seen.

    “Say it! My really father would!” Cynthia pouted.

    "My.... My Pega.... pony princess." He managed. Cynthia gave a squeal of delight, giving her father a hug before running over to her Pegasus and flying off to go find her sister.

    "Pega-pony princess.... HAHAHAHAAHA! OH, man that is just too good!" Felix said, bursting out in laughter, having lost his battle with himself on trying not to. Chrom shot him a deadly glare. The spiky brown haired tactician held out his hand to the prince as if waiting for something as he smirked.

    "What?" Chrom asked, frowning.

    "Can I gave your man card please?" Felix asked. Chrom narrowed his eyes.

    "Shut up." He growled.

    Felix, not even fazed by the princes' tone, only laughed harder.


     

  3. Brady

    "Is that how you normally talk to Ylissean royalty?" Chrom asked, frowning at the priest in front of him. The blue haired teen gave a grunt before answering.

    "I am Ylissean royalty!" He said angrily. Chrom and Felix exchanged looks before Felix face-palmed.

    "What’s your mother's name kid?" Felix asked.

    "Maribelle." Brady answered simply.

    “Oh gods. You had not only one, but TWO kids with Maribelle?! Jeezz Chrom, can't you keep it in-" Felix started but Chrom hastily cut him off.

    "Shut up you." He growled before turning back to his son. "Alright. Well, you better come with us. Try and stay close to your sister." Brady blinked once before frowning.

    "Wait... You know I'm you're son then and that I'm from the future? Well that's good, saves me some time." He muttered before running off to find Lucina. Chrom glanced at Felix, who only shook his head and walked off.

    "Where're you going?" Chrom shouted after him.

    "To find my wife. You're on your own!"


  4. Inigo

    "So, if you two aren't an enemy then who are you?" Inigo asked, peering at Felix and Chrom.

    "I'm Chrom, leader of the Shepherds and this is my best friend Felix, chief tactician." The prince said.

    "Only tactician." Felix muttered. Inigo stared at the two of them dumbly.

    "Did you say Chrom?" He asked.

    "Uh, yeah? Why?" Chrom asked.

    "You're my father then..." Inigo said slowly.

     "What the hell? You had two kids?!" Felix asked.

    "Then you met Lucy already? Good! She was eager to see you. If you need proof, I bear a Brand in the opposite eye as her." Inigo told them. The two men stared at him for a minute, noticing what he said was true.

    "That's the brand." Chrom nodded.

    "Uh, could you stop staring? It's a little unsettling..." Inigo muttered, his face turning red.

    "Oh, uh, sorry." The prince said.

    "Yep, he's Olivia's kid alright." Felix muttered.

    "It's quite alright. Now, back into the fray with me father and Felix. Then it's off for tea with a farm girl! And maybe a bit more. Don't wait up for me! HAHAHA!" Inigo laughed as he ran off to join the fight, leaving the two men there to stare after him.

    "Oh gods, I raised a philanderer." Chrom muttered.

     "Could be worse." Felix shrugged.

    "How?" The prince asked.

    "Could be like Tharja, all stalker like. Or he could just be a full out pervert." The tactician said.

    "Oh gods!"

     

  5. Morgan (Female Mu.)

    "What are you doing here? This is hardly a safe place to be wandering alone." Chrom asked, frowning at the blue haired boy in front of him.

    "I don't have a clue really. I woke up in a field not far from here. Don't remember anything else other than that." Morgan said, frowning.

    "This sounds familiar...." Chrom muttered, glancing at his wife next to him. Robin only frowned at him and shook her head.

    "I think I know my name.... Morgan? Yeah, that's it. Morgan." The boy said, nodding.

    "Well, I'm Chrom and finding amnesiacs is apparently me secret talent. That's actually how I met Robin." The prince explained.

    "Yeah, I remember. I was there." Robin muttered, sighing.

     "Wait! Robin? Is she by any chance a tactician?" Morgan asked.

    "Yes, she is. She's also right in front of you and referring to herself in the third person for some reason." Robin said, frowning.

    "Do you know her?" Chrom asked, ignoring his wife.

    "Ha! She's my mother!" Morgan said, smiling happily. Both of them just stared at the kid, their mouths hanging open.

    ".... Mother? Then you're my... son.... Holy crap..." Chrom said.

    "Oh gods... I have to go through child birth again...." Robin muttered.

    "Yey! I found you, mother!" Morgan cheered happily, crushing the poor woman in a tight hug. The white haired woman shot a glare at Chrom.

    "You're lucky I love you, you dork. But on the other note… I HAVE A SON!!!!"

     

     Bonus:

  6. Severa.

    "So, what you're saying is that there may be something messed up with all our kids?" Chrom asked as he sat beside Felix, watching everyone in the camp walk pass them.

    Gerome was trying hard to avoid his parents. Nah was questioning her father while trying to ignore her mother. Inigo was redder than a tomato as Olivia finally cornered him. Maribelle kept hitting Brady on the back of the head every time he 'spoke wrong' or cried as he cut up potatoes. Noire would be crying one minute then yelling the next (something about sending someone to the abyss, whatever that meant). Owain was shouting about his 'sword hand', whatever that meant. Kjelle was apologizing to her father as he looked ready to throw up any minute and also kept saying 'yes ma'am' as her and her mother went off to go train. Cynthia kept going around asking people what would make a good hero and then sprouting off lines that no one really understood, minus Owain. Yarne kept a watchful eye on his own father while he tried to avoid his mother and going extinct. Laurent kept following his mother around and taking notes of everything that he saw. Lucina kept finding extremely horrible dresses for her mother and also made sure that her friend Morgan didn't keep banging her head against things while Severa's back was turned.

    "Yep." Felix said simply. "Including my own kids."

    "How are you so sure of this?" Chrom asked.

    "Hey! I think it's time for daddy- daughter day!" Severa said as she walked up to Chrom and her own father. Felix blinked in surprise.

    "Er... what now?" He asked, frowning. "And more importantly, why?"

    "Does a daughter NEED a reason to spend time with her own father?" Severa asked, placing her hands on her hips.

     "You know, most fathers would beside themselves at even being asked! Gawds, show some gratefulness for crying out loud!"

    "Uh, yeah. You're right. I should count my blessings. (And the fact that you haven't murdered me in my sleep yet.)" Felix added under his breath so only Chrom could hear. The prince bit back a laugh.

    "What was that?" Severa asked, frowning.

    "Nothing! Uh, well then. Where shall we go?" Felix asked.

    "Into town! I spotted a whole line of shops with the cutest dresses! But you'd rather spend time with mother, wouldn't you?" Severa asked, pouting.

    "(She'd be a lot easier to deal with...) Uh, no. Of course not. But dresses... I suppose you're at that age." Felix muttered.

    "In this time line, you're not that much older than I am, Daddy." Severa said, smiling.

    "Oh gods. Don't remind me..." The tactician grumbled. "Though it is an odd thought now that you mention it."

    "Odd? Is there something wrong with that? Are you embarrassed by me? I knew it! You'd rather be with mother!" Severa said accusingly.

    "What? No, of course not! You're adorable, dear!" Felix said quickly and Chrom struggled to contain his laughter which earned him a hard jab in the ribs by his friend's elbow.

    "Aw! That's so sweet! Okay then, there's one dress that I really want! Let me go grab my things and then we can go into town!" Severa said before running off, leaving the two men staring after her. They blinked several times before staring at each other.

     "I rest my case." Felix said simply.

                                                                                                                                                                                 

Okay, there's an explation here. I got two of my best friends into fire emblem awakening. I was at the ones house and we were both playing it and she's trying to get people married so she can go get their kids (that sounds so weird). It's her second play through because in the first one she killed Gauis and Tharja by accident and also she didn't get a lot of people married. Her unit married Chrom and she was on the level where you get owain and asked me who could talk to him. I told her Chrom or Lissa and she asked what the conversation was between them. Then I started talking about what happened if Chrom married Maribelle or Sumia and he met those two. That is how this was born.... Felix is the name of my male mu and he married Cordeila. This was purely for laughs so if you don't like it, whatever, but DogsLoveYouForever, this is for you!

I don't own fire emblem.

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I know I didn't comment on this when I first read it, but I read it again for a second time, and it's just as funny! Keep up the good work!